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scoldylox replied to your post: Ugh. Children.
Suggest they leave the kid at home and take a grown-up vacation
It’s getting to the point where I’m like, “Why don’t you try Expedia?”
Speaking of which, I still haven’t heard about that job. I don’t know what’s going on. I’m going to have to call them today and be like, “Uh, what’s going on?” which terrifies me. I don’t want to have to call them. And also, like, if I’m terrified of calling them, I probably don’t want this job, right? They scare me.
scoldylox replied to your post: Because we’re constantly talking about privilege… …
Is he secretly on Tumblr?
I doubt it, but, like, even if he is, he’s probably off in some weird libertarian corner of Tumblr talking about the Paleo diet or some shit. I mean, really. I have NO IDEA where that came from.
Although, come to think of it, he does join in when I make fun of Bill O’Reilly to my mom…
Maybe it’s because he’s been going to the county college for a year now. You know how education has a clear liberal bias.
I hope God has a good lawyer.
scoldylox replied to your post: Period is now 9 days late. So far no visit from…
Actually, I don’t, because I want you to win a good child support settlement (???).
scoldylox replied to your post: Period is now 9 days late. So far no visit from…
Whatever. The point is: insert joke here.
Psht. Try getting that guy to appear in court. He didn’t even show up for dinner the other night. Just sent over a bottle of red wine with a note about drinking his blood. What a weirdo.
scoldylox replied to your post: Okay, well, I’m packed. Or something. I guess. And…
10 DAYS WITHOUT INTERNET? You’ll be questioning whether you ever really existed at all by the end of it.
I know, but I never bring my computer on work trips. They have us going from 7:30am to 10pm. There’s no time for it.
…and you can still get me on gmail… in case of emergency… I’ll have my phone… which is basically a computer…
@rodmanstreet
Hugs, bb.
Going to Wegmans for the first time is sort of like losing your virginity. It’s a very new experience and you mostly just do it to see what it’s like. it probably doesn’t last very long and you’re left not quite knowing what to do. It gets better from here on out, and soon you’ll be a pro. They’ll call you a wegmans slut, but you’ll be cool with that because you love wegmans so much. Eventually, going to wegmans might be an ecstasy-filled experience that you crave in the middle of the night, sometimes with complete strangers because it makes it exciting. But go protected, with a list and your reusable wegmans bags and you’ll be fine.
I was totally unprepared for Wegman’s, you guys. Scoldy, you should have warned me. You should have PREPARED me. Basically I wandered around kind of spooked for a few minutes and realized I still was only about ten feet from the entrance, then I grabbed a bowl of sesame chicken and lo mein from the prepared foods bar to supplement the last of the weekend’s chinese, which I was going to eat tonight, then wandered my way through the store to the wine section where I would have at least some idea of what was going on. Then I bought a bottle of wine and my food and the guy carded me, and I watched him put in my birthdate into the computer and he put it in as 1955 instead of 1985 and I was like hey I’m not my dad, thanks, and the guy was an old Italian guy and he was like, eh, dun worry about it it don’ matta. and I was like okay cool thanks guy and got out of there.
I’m going to have to go back another time with a plan.
Me, at scoldy’s list of favorite Community characters.
Pffuuuh, this coming from… the somebody… who doesn’t like… something… I like… probably.
Good one.
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Me, at scoldy’s list of favorite Community characters.
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scoldylox replied to your post: I found a Rodman St. in DC last night! I looked at it on the map and thought “where do I know that street from?”
It’s in a somewhat classy part of town, right off Connecticut: g.co/maps/6q…
Damn right it is.
Also Donna said she got me a Rodman Market wine bag, so I’m going to have to go down to DC again sometime soon to get it from her.
scoldylox replied to your photo: Hello, Tumblr. I had a 14 hour workday today. I am…
I thought that wine bottle had a Dali mustache from the thumbnail. I’ll admit I’m a little disappointment.
The banner reads: “MAGENCIAE SITIM EXPLEVERUNT CLAUDII EXERCITUS”
According to the Standard Book of Spells Grade 4 by Miranda Goshawk, that’s a fermentation charm perfected by Belvina Fletchley in the 8th century.
ARE YOU GOING TO SNL TONIGHT I WISH I COULD GO WITH YOU I HOPE YOU’RE HAVING A GREAT TIME IN NYC WHILE I’M STUCK OUT HERE IN JERSEY GETTING DRUNK ALONE AND MAKING TERRIBLE HARRY POTTER JOKES.
I’m going to believe this is my fault because I was Gchatting you while you were getting ready. /self-importance
I was also going to blame you.
More: Can you guarantee the ship will not capsize? I don’t want to be the Leo to your Kate—no offense.
I’m glad that you realize that, between the two of us, I’m getting out of this one alive.
scoldylox replied to your post: I think it might be time for me to read Dune…
Please report back and tell me in detail what makes McAvoy’s nipple so strokable in that tale.
The long answer: Hottie Young Leto is aroused because he has traveled to Jacurutu and, after applying sandtrout to his body to protect himself, his metamorphosis into Shai Hulud has begun, and thus he is about to be transformed into a half-man/half-sandworm, nearly-immortal, all-powerful God Emperor of the planet Arrakis, having now set the universe on the Golden Path and in doing so, has saved humanity.
The short answer: McAvoy’s nipple is always strokeable. Also Children of Dune is a hot mess.
