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What aspiring D lister and future porn star disappeared for a few weeks while she recovered from getting some work done to her face. She wants to look younger.

Courtney Stodden

GREENGREY! GREENGREY!

greengrey replied to your post: I was thinking something like this for my hair: …

Do you need a place? I go to a place in Paramus that’s good, but I don’t know if that’s too far of a trip for you.

Yeah, that would be a trip. There’s a salon next door to the wine store, and I think the stylists come in sometimes. Maybe I’ll ambush them the next time I see them.

greengrey replied to your post: Debating returning all the stuff I bought last…

Keep the webcam. I’m creepy and I like your face.

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I heard she stole Jen’s leg

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It was a craft project for her kids, at least that’s what I heard.

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I heard it was just trying to compete with Brad Pitt’s mullet.

I heard it was the same leg they used to make the lamp in A Christmas Story.

greengrey replied to your post: I think I just pulled a muscle while yawning.

if you pulled a muscle it counts as working out

I like the way you think.

Dairy is rape.

greengrey:

stfucarnists:

Denial doesn’t change this.

People who misuse words are morons.

Clumsy attempts at pseudo intellectualism don’t change this.

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Something I just realized

greengrey:

When men talk about why they only want to date hot women they talk about EVOLUTION and they need a FERTILE WOMAN and they just want THE BEST GENES to get passes along to their children.

Well…

If they want THE BEST GENES why doesn’t that extend to things like intelligence and ballsyness and general badassery? You don’t get to claim you want the best genes, then talk about how you want some simpering bimbo. She might pass along her stupid genes! 

“Good genes” is a euphemism for “good birthin’ hips and don’t talk back.” 

Do you have brown eyes? Colors don’t work that well on brown eyes, except maybe grey

My eyes are hazel, so greenish brown. They’re not that dark, but not light enough to know the color would show. It’s kind of a toss-up.

Why does tumblr hate Missing e so much?

greengrey:

ginger—gal:

Stop it, tumblr. You’re just embarrassing yourself. 

Tumblr is so pathetic. Let me tell you something about tumblr and missing e. They were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, Missing e started going out with it’s first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and tumblr was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if missing e would blow tumblr off to hang out with Kyle, it’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And missing e would be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for missing e’s birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, missing e was like, “Tumblr, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” Missing e couldn’t have a lesbian at it’s party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. Right? Tumblr was a LESBIAN. So then tumblr’s mom called missing e’s mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then tumblr dropped out of school because no one would talk to them, and tumblr came back in the fall for high school, all of their hair was cut off and it was totally weird, and now I guess they’re on crack. 

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OH YOU THINK IT’S THAT EASY TO LEAVE US, HUH?

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU

People who act like they’re doing you a favor by following you…

greengrey:

That’s real?

As in, people do it?

You mean, like follow you in their car with the headlights off? Because I only did that the one time and I didn’t mean to scare you.

greengrey replied to your photo: Palette Ridge Chardonnay, from Santa Barbara…

bird

Yeah oops I posted the wrong picture. Starting to feel the wine.

A nice shot of Bay Park, NY, where my family is from. And a bird. Fuck you, bird.

greengrey replied to your post: New Jerseyans who have Turnpike rest stops named after them, in order of worthiness.

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