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AND AND the fact that he’s hanging out in SEASIDE HEIGHTS of all places! SEASIDE! SEASIDE IS FOR DIRTBAGS AND POST-PROM VIRGINITY TAKINGS! THAT’S WHY JERSEY SHORE IS SET THERE!
You’d think the GOVERNOR OF THE STATE would have enough class to at least go to Long Branch or LBI or something, but nope, he’s hanging in SEASIDE. WITH SNOOKI.
I have to admit that I feel a little bit of affection towards Christie because he’s such a typical Jersey guy and he’s such an asshole, and it tickles me that midwestern Republicans seem to think that him being a big Jersey bachagaloop loudmouth douchebag is a good thing! If only he was playing for the Dems. If only.
Chris Christie got into a shouting match with a guy on the boardwalk yesterday. The guy said something to him about his (unpopular with NJ residents and teachers, popular with out-of-state Republicans) education policy. Christie turned on him, saying, “You’re a real big shot … you’re a real big shot shootin’ your mouth off.” The guy shouted back, “Just take care of the teachers!” Christie started towards him saying, “Keep walking! Keep walking!” and his handlers had to grab him and drag him in the other direction.
(I totally meant to go to that Q&A with Chris Christie and the Morning Joe people at the Princeton Barnes and Noble last night but I forgot. Oh well. I hope people were mean and pelted him with copies of The DaVinci Code. Not really. That would be assault. I hope they pelted him with words. And made him cry.)