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Jul 24 '12

thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:

Jennifer Aniston is playing a prostitute and a drug mule in her next “comedy.”  I don’t understand how this woman keeps getting big paychecks and starring roles when each of her movies bombs.  Her biggest hit was Marley & Me and that starred a fucking dog.  Friends ended eight years ago, the divorce-that-must-not-be-named happened seven years ago, can Hollywood just move on from her already?

Actually, Forbes calculated which actors bring in the most money compared to how much they’re paid, and Aniston is the highest ranked woman on the list. She ranked #5 overall: for every dollar she gets paid, on average the movie brings in $17. Ranked above her were Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn, and Johnny Depp. Not that her movies are anything good, but that’s why she keeps getting big paychecks.

17 notes (via thegirlwiththefinchertattoo-dea)Tags: jennifer aniston

  1. oktyabrina said: #the comedy equivalent of stale white bread I LOVE YOU
  2. room42 said: simple answer: Masses Are Asses there! i solved the quandry!
  3. borednerd said: While agree Aniston is boring and unfunny, any movie starring a prostitute drug mule sounds like a recipe for amazing wonders. That is unless it ends up being pg-13 and a romantic comedy.