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Jul 24 '12
Say hello to Jess’s new man.
To find out who else is showing up for the second season of New Girl, maybe you should True American your way over to EW.com — remember, the floor is lava!
EW, that photo is doing him ZERO favors right now.
I’m trying to find the nicest way of saying that I’m happy Jess can finally get with the potato she deserves, but without using the energy to make it sound nice.
Have fun with this beady-eyed tuber, lady.
She’s a grown woman who loves Mr. Potato Head, Sanfo. It’s WHIMSICAL. It’s JESS.