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I was going to finish packing today but then I got my period so I think I may just curl up in a ball and die instead.
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Is phrenology still around because I have a lump on my head and I want to know what it means. Also I would imagine it would be like a card reading and a head massage all in one. I want to be a part of that.
I had such a stomach ache all day and haven’t eaten anything and now I feel better and I’M HUNGRY and I have things to do but I can’t seem to stop Googling food I just want to eat everything everywhere and just put it all in my mouth but I can’t do that until I get dressed and bring all this stuff over to Goodwill but then WHAT SHOULD I EAT, YOU GUYS
I was thinking about getting KFC but I only want the chicken because their sides are terrible so I’d have to go get other food and THEN go to KFC for the chicken so it’s still hot but that seems like too much work and it would be too long until it’s in my belly so what other good suggestions might you all have
Pine State Biscuits.
I just Googled and
I really want to visit Portland but I’m afraid it won’t be anything like Portlandia and I’ll be really disappointed and all my dreams will be crushed. And also I really doubt I would run into Carrie Brownstein.
I just realized I’m going to have to get a New York State driver’s license in the next thirty days. I’m going to have to have my picture taken.
Suddenly reconsidering Hoboken.
Honestly, the best ever.
This is what happens when Fangirls get out in public lol
This is the fucking funniest thing.
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