May 2012
I just almost got run over by a Mercedes. I feel like Jean-Ralphio.
BREAKING: John Edwards NOT guilty on one count,...
Who’s got a Mock Trial With J. Reinhold gif?
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Ugh. Everything is so fucked right now.
Job is fucked. Writing is fucked. Shoes are fucked. Car is fucked. Money is fucked. Fucked is fucked. Fucking fucks are fucking fucked. Fuckin a, man.
How do I write an email to this guy I interviewed...
Thank you for meeting with me, I’m still interested, hope to hear from you soon?
WHAT DO I WRITE?!!?!?
“Well, she was kind of a bitch, so I’m going to direct her over the George...”
– My thought process while mapping directions for customers at work.
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donnapirana:
I want Quintin Tarantino to direct an epic revenge movie where a disgruntled office worker hunts down and kills the inventor of speakerphone.
#I don’t know what I would call it… Death Knows No Volume Control or something
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trackster replied to your post: scoldylox replied to your post: Ugh. Children. …
I feel like the main problem with your job is that with the exception of the Disney/Universal vacas, most fully functioning humans would just use Expedia. So you’re stuck dealing with the fools who can’t.
This is basically the case. It’s all the idiots who can’t work a computer or old people who...
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The Atlantic Wire has a post up today titled “Beard Envy Makes Men Sound Like Prepubescent Boys.”
From the article:
As Mr. Wilson explained to me in an e-mail, many men who suffer from this “terribly profound personal problem” are “extremely distressed” by their lack of beard-growing capability. They experience “pain and suffering” and “face ridicule” from their bearded friends....
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scoldylox replied to your post: Ugh. Children.
Suggest they leave the kid at home and take a grown-up vacation
It’s getting to the point where I’m like, “Why don’t you try Expedia?”
Speaking of which, I still haven’t heard about that job. I don’t know what’s going on. I’m going to have to call them today and be like, “Uh,...
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Ugh. Children.
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I just almost wrote a whole long rant about Anne Hathaway’s former vocal coach (who lived in my town and who also coached a few girls I did theater with and who was my choir director for a year ish) and about how the criticisms I’m reading about her Les Mis performances, are like, so typical for girls who studied voice with this woman and, like, they all think they’re like, soooo...
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In some ways I kind of admire Lindsay Lohan. I mean, it’s been years now and she’s still pulling the same shit and doesn’t seem to have any shame or any inclination to change herself for the better, and she just keeps at it, still, still trying to find jobs, still showing up late and being a bitchy pain in the ass, still thinking she’s going to win an Oscar some day. Other...
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I’m eating weird shit I found in the refrigerator for lunch instead of going out and buying food. I feel like I’ve done my good deed for the day.
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Well, my word count for the night is about seven, so I’m going to pack it in. Goodnight, Tumblr.
Gifs that I love but I never get to use (or I...
greenogry:
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AND I’M OFF FROM WORK AGAIN TOMORROW.
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awkwardalley replied to your post: someauthorgirl replied to your post: I wish I had…
Wawa in a muumuu sounds like my personal version of heaven.
With a bottomless appetite and an unlimited credit card and no one there to shame you for eating all the Ding Dongs? Pretty much, yeah.
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someauthorgirl replied to your post: I wish I had a proper writing muu muu. All I have…
I saw a lady about a week ago in my town’s Wawa wearing a proper muu muu. Who was like, our age. It was all I could do not to run after her and say BE FRAYNS WIF MEEEEEE.
awkwardalley replied to your post: I wish I had a proper writing muu muu. All I have…
I want one so badly. It may be a side...
I wish I had a proper writing muu muu. All I have is a maxi dress.
Note to self: buy muu muu.
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emm-dash replied to your post: Greetings All: We have 2 tickets available for…
what i live there so totally going
You live in Morristown??
Greetings All:
We have 2 tickets available for the following performance at the Community Theatre of Morristown:
Boyz II Men Friday, June 1, 2012 8:00 PM Let me know if you are interested.
Thanks,
(redacted)
Email I just received from my manager.
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joiesdevivre:
rodmanstreet:
anberlyn:
somebody slap me in the face because it took me THIS LONG TO START ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.
See, Joies? It’s not too late.
If you mean it’s not too late to still have good taste and an actual sense of humor then yes
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It is so nice and cool in my bedroom right now. Oh, R2. I love you. You’re way better than a cat.
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anberlyn:
somebody slap me in the face because it took me THIS LONG TO START ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.
See, Joies? It’s not too late.
False alarm. I found ice cream. All is well.
I was going to take a break from watching The IT Crowd with R2D2 to go get some ice cream, but the store is already closed for the holiday. My life is so hard.
Glory pizza god in the highest and cheese to his people on earth
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Just Punch Me In The Fucking Heart!
jessica-messica:
Mad Men Feels….
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Really, the most telling thing about Don’s being a supposed good guy, trying to save Joan and keep Peggy off Jaguar because car guys are sleezy, is that he still sold the idea of women=cars, not even begrudgingly but smiling when Ginsburg came up with it because it’s so “genius.”
Exactly. But I don’t think Don was keeping Peggy off Jaguar...
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So I watched some or most of Thor earlier. Basically I fast forwarded through all of Asgard and Tom Higgglesworth and all that nonsense. I just wanted to see Chris Hemsworth going around being Thor. Because I love Hemsworth Thor. But wooftie that was a dumb, dumb movie. Younger Blonder Russell Crowe he may be, but Gladiator that was not.