March 2012
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Mar 1st
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joiesdevivre replied to your post: I don’t like this wine. It looks like urine. I… DON’T GOOGLE THAT. Too late. I’m glad I did, though, because the second hit was a review of Bethenny Frankel’s Skinny Girl Sangria. Suck on that, Frankel.
Mar 1st
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donnapirana replied to your post: I don’t like this wine. It looks like urine. I… Maybe it can be improved by making “urine sangria”? I suggest you google that. I asked my roommate, but she said she doesn’t have a passport. (I thought four or five other responses to this, but they were all extremely disgusting and/or offensive, so I held back.)
Mar 1st
I don’t like this wine. It looks like urine. I knew I didn’t like it, and yet I took it anyway. And I still don’t like it. I need to stop doing that. I need to stop compulsively taking wine from the store. I’m turning into a wine hoarder.
Mar 1st
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elleeldritchunderground asked: You missed, like, a billio Rick santorum jokes.
Mar 1st
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joiesdevivre: My you all have been busy. WAIT WHY WHAT’S GOING ON WHAT DID I MISS
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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joiesdevivre: I keep trying to come up with dirty limericks because dirty limericks are da best, but rodmanstreet was really the brains behind that whole operation. Sorry guys, I fail with words that rhyme with cock. Confession time: Sometimes I used an online rhyming dictionary. THE SHAME! OH, THE SHAME!
Feb 29th
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So do we all have “Daydream Believer” stuck in our heads now? No? Just me?
Feb 29th
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Someone in my office keeps on opening up an umbrella. INSIDE. If anything terrible happens to me today, you’ll know why.
Feb 29th
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I called my mom. She was sad. She said that Davy Jones was her first love and she had his picture all over her walls. I said I knew that, that was why I called her. I said it’s been a rough year for her favorites. She said, why, who else? I said, “Whitney Houston!” She said, “Oh, right. How quickly we forget.”
Feb 29th
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lau-ra-sau-rus asked: the aziz show in montclair is only $35! i think saraissure is maybe going, but you should check that out. i'd go but i'm supposed to be away that weekend.
Feb 29th
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Snooki is pregnant.
askarsswedishmeatballs: Wrap up all your loose ends, folks. Take a vacation to Fiji. Have a one night stand with a hot co-worker. Eat lots of raw cookie dough. The world is definitely ending this year. 
Feb 29th
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Just kidding
lau-ra-sau-rus: Tickets for the Aziz Ansari show are $66. I can’t afford that right now. You guys should go ahead though! Yeah, false alarm guys. I’m jumping ship. Sorry about that.
Feb 29th
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joiesdevivre replied to your post: joiesdevivre replied to your post: joiesdevivre… Yes I am. joiesdevivre replied to your post: joiesdevivre replied to your post: joiesdevivre… You can’t just keep sending me Fassbender gifs like it’s not past my bedtime and I don’t have to work two jobs for the next two days.
Feb 29th
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joiesdevivre replied to your post: joiesdevivre replied to your post: Oh, come ON…. also ANSWER YOUR DAMN EMAIL WOMAN I DID! Gosh! You’re so demanding.
Feb 29th
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joiesdevivre replied to your post: joiesdevivre replied to your post: Oh, come ON….
Feb 29th
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joiesdevivre replied to your post: Oh, come ON. You are toying with my emotions… This gets the opposite of a heart. I’m scratching your heart icon off my laptop screen. That’s how much I hate this post.
Feb 29th
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joiesdevivre asked: Oh, come ON. You are toying with my emotions posting Fassy and AD in the same post! THAT'S ONLY HALF A HEART, THE OTHER HALF IS REVOKED.
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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I must be getting used to my contacts because I can’t remember if I took them out or not. Maybe I’ll just stick my finger in my eye and hope for the best.
Feb 29th
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Did I ever mention that Diet Boy is also a sexist libertarian douchebag? I just over heard him saying something sarcastic about the big bad terrible global warming! boogedy boogedy boo! Like it’s some conspiracy cooked up by Al Gore. He also told our other roommate earlier that he won’t read any novels with liberal agendas. It’s really a blessing that I mostly don’t...
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Would you like to go see Aziz Ansari at the Beacon...
Of course you would! Then leave your email in laurasaurus’ askhole so that she can figure this all out and get us tickets. Serious inquiries only. Must be willing and able to pay Laura back this week.
Feb 28th
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lau-ra-sau-rus replied to your post: If we’re really going to do Aziz at the Beacon,… Okay! Uhm, organize how? We should all just buy tickets tomorrow when they go on presale. If you’re in, buy one. We can coordinate more later? I can’t actually access the site from my work computer, so I’ll have to check the price and things when I get home. We will confer later.
Feb 28th
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If we’re really going to do Aziz at the Beacon, someone needs to be in charge of organizing this. I nominate laurasaurus. I’m also putting my finger on my nose and saying “NOT IT.”
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Do you know what I hate? I hate when books on tape put groovy music in the background. It’s obnoxious and distracting.
Feb 28th
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Sponsor of Alabama ultrasound law has financial... →
ladonnapietra: Now isn’t that interesting. Ugh. 
Feb 28th
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Woman Stopped on the L train for Dead Baby →
lau-ra-sau-rus: reelbrains: I know there’s a lot of fucked up shit that happens on NYC subways BUT A DEAD BABY? WTF. Jesus fucking Christ. WHAT THE HELL EVEN. 
Feb 28th
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The headcrusher doesn’t look right with the new icons. I feel like I need to change to something more bright and graphic now.
Feb 28th
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greengrey replied to your post: lau-ra-sau-rus replied to your post: Well, now… I heard she stole Jen’s leg notimefortime replied to your post: lau-ra-sau-rus replied to your post: Well, now… It was a craft project for her kids, at least that’s what I heard. lau-ra-sau-rus replied to your post: lau-ra-sau-rus replied to your post: Well, now… I heard it was just trying to...
Feb 28th
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lau-ra-sau-rus replied to your post: Well, now it’s 9:30 and I’ve spent my entire… omg please gossip with meeee I heard Angelina’s leg was a fake.
Feb 28th
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Well, now it’s 9:30 and I’ve spent my entire evening gossiping with several people about anon hate in every corner of the internet that I happen to visit. Great. That’s just fucking great.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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nekosmuse replied to your post: (And then my dad yelled at me and reminded me how… Hands up: how many people heard the dial up modem sound after reading this?
Feb 28th
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(And then my dad yelled at me and reminded me how much dial up cost.)
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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nekosmuse replied to your post: And, you know, the few times I’ve tried to reach… But I met you through fandom and I adore you! Actually, I’m the same way. I like to sit in my corner and ignore most of fandom, just do my thing. Occasionally read, occasionally write. Way less stress. You were the exception I was referring to! Neko, you’re my fave. Don’t ever change.
Feb 28th
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I love that Angelina’s leg is three shades paler than her shoulders. It’s a relief to know that her tan isn’t perfect… or terrifying to realize she’s using a fake leg.
Feb 28th
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chockfullofhoot replied to your post: And, you know, the few times I’ve tried to reach… I’m kind like you. I stay to the edges of fandom. I interact with my tumblrfrayns, but that’s about it. I didn’t really even do much fanfic until that damn GertyMac came along and ruined me (this just happened two days ago, I’m still shellshocked) I fell down the fanfic hole last August. There’s no...
Feb 28th
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