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31

Aug

(Source: bliss-street)

you do realize this means I’ll have to kill her

NOOOOOOOO PLEASE SHE COMES IN PEACE I PROMISE

nudityandnerdery:

tramtheram:

Well because zeppelins are…


I quote Hite’s Law: “All Change Points, from Xerxes to the last presidential election, create worlds with clean, efficient Zeppelin traffic. Changing history may produce Zeppelins as an inevitable by-product, much as bombarding uranium produces gamma rays. Often, the quickest way to tell if you are in an Alternate History is to look up, rather than at a newspaper or encyclopedia. From this premise, it is not outside the realm of Plausibility that our history between 1900 and 1936 was, in fact, an Alternate History. It would, at least, explain a lot.”

There was a minute or two in for reals history where it looked like zeppelin travel was going to be THE way to travel by air. Except they kept, like, bursting into flames and killing people and stuff. I could buy an alternate universe where some dude somewhere (The Doctor?) popped up in the 1930s and was like, “This thing right here - fix this and it’ll work, pinkie swear!” And zeppelins forever after.

nudityandnerdery:

tramtheram:

Well because zeppelins are…

I quote Hite’s Law: “All Change Points, from Xerxes to the last presidential election, create worlds with clean, efficient Zeppelin traffic. Changing history may produce Zeppelins as an inevitable by-product, much as bombarding uranium produces gamma rays. Often, the quickest way to tell if you are in an Alternate History is to look up, rather than at a newspaper or encyclopedia. From this premise, it is not outside the realm of Plausibility that our history between 1900 and 1936 was, in fact, an Alternate History. It would, at least, explain a lot.”

There was a minute or two in for reals history where it looked like zeppelin travel was going to be THE way to travel by air. Except they kept, like, bursting into flames and killing people and stuff. I could buy an alternate universe where some dude somewhere (The Doctor?) popped up in the 1930s and was like, “This thing right here - fix this and it’ll work, pinkie swear!” And zeppelins forever after.

New Hobby:

Refreshing AptDeco every five minutes hoping another sofa in my price range will appear.

30

Aug

Melissa deactivated the HBOGo hookup on the Roku. Damn. I was really  hoping she’d forget. That’s cold.

Yes, I can name her now. Melissa. Melissa was the old roommate.

liartownusa:

Have You Seen Your Cat?

liartownusa:

Have You Seen Your Cat?

New roommate is so cute I love her so much

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Eric Andre

Several amazing people have mentioned that he did actually do this once at a Civil War Re-Enactment (x)

businesscatcomic:

(via Business Cat - Photocopier)

29

Aug

I don’t feel like I found a roommate. I feel like I just eloped with a stranger.

betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.
water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.
Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

I would count writing a nice letter as way more than 10 points, personally.

betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.

water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.

Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

I would count writing a nice letter as way more than 10 points, personally.

I FOUND A ROOMMATE!!!

HALLELUJAH!! And she’s super cute and we hit it off immediately and I knew she was the one for me because my first thought when I saw her was she looks exactly like cundtcake.