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23

Jul

(Source: lupitalover)

Hungover and period-stricken. I just want to go lay in the sun somewhere belly up like a cat.

Yeah, well, it may be a name, but it doesn’t have an O in it, that’s for damn sure.

Yeah, well, it may be a name, but it doesn’t have an O in it, that’s for damn sure.

I was feeling very depressed yesterday and I ended up skipping choir, but then I realized that if I went home I would have to see the roommate and that seemed even more depressing. So I went into a bar and had a couple of glasses of wine, and I was on OKC on my phone chatting with a guy and I asked him what he was up to and maybe we could get together. So I went back into the city and met him at a bar, and we ended up hanging out until about 11:00. Then I was drunk and hungry, so I stopped at the taco truck on the way home, and ended up sitting on my stoop eating tacos al pastor at midnight. Not bad for a Tuesday night. I love New York.

My name is Joanna. I ordered an iced tea at Starbucks yesterday, and the guy who made it read the cup and squinted his eyes at it. “Juh… Ja-nee-ah?” Apparently that was me. I figured the guy who took my order spelled my name wrong, but nope. That says Joanna. JANIA??? That’s not even a name!! Dumbass.

My name is Joanna. I ordered an iced tea at Starbucks yesterday, and the guy who made it read the cup and squinted his eyes at it. “Juh… Ja-nee-ah?” Apparently that was me. I figured the guy who took my order spelled my name wrong, but nope. That says Joanna. JANIA??? That’s not even a name!! Dumbass.

22

Jul

I blew off choir because I was feeling depressed, but then I realized that if I went home I would have to see the roommate, so I ended up at a bar on my street. I wish she didn’t annoy me so much.

19

Jul

This’ll be cool, right? He’ll still be around. He hasn’t left town yet and I can give him this hellbeast #$@&! of a cat back to him.

(Source: danverskate)

I was going to take myself out to eat and sit at the bar, but now I’m chickening out.

….I’m going to tell myself I’m being frugal.

(Source: maliahales)

18

Jul

Is there a lawyer in the house?

I’m selling my car, and I downloaded a bill of sale from the internet. One of the clauses in it says:

Seller shall diligently defend, protect, indemnify and hold harmless Buyer and Buyer’s lawful successors, executors, heirs and assigns from any and all adverse claims made against the Vehicle by any persons whomsoever;

What the heck does that mean and do i want to sign my name to that?

Ugh everything is boring

17

Jul

Two washes with the purple shampoo seems to have helped the brassy roots, but I’m still going to tone it again on Saturday. Otherwise I think I did a pretty good job!

Two washes with the purple shampoo seems to have helped the brassy roots, but I’m still going to tone it again on Saturday. Otherwise I think I did a pretty good job!

15

Jul

(Source: dope-pope)

All I really want in life is to eat tacos and ice cream and watch TV.